If you’re the type to be spinning tracks in your room, dancing out at an underground rave, or pretend you’re on stage while you’re on your bedroom floor — your DJ deck will be your soul. And for bitches who love house music, techno, hip-hop, or just want gear that works and looks good to dj? I got you.
Here’s your go-to guide for the best DJ decks that blend power, portability, and personality — no boring tech talk, just real recs for real bitches.
Traktor Kontrol S2 Mk3 – For the Girl Who Wears Headphones Like Earrings
Price: ~$339
Software: Traktor Pro 3
Vibes: Moody house in a dim-lit coffee shop type beat
🎧 I took this one to a pop-up at a thrift store and played a full-on indie house set under fairy lights. Some dude in vintage corduroy asked me for a tracklist. I didn’t give it to him. Gatekeeping era.
Why you’ll vibe with it:
- The tempo faders and jog wheels are SO smooth — you’ll feel like you’re sculpting sound
- Minimal black matte finish
- Amazing for layering vocals and live loops if you’re into dreamy deep house sets
The S2 Mk3 is for the girls to curate an experience. Kinda like pinterest playlist but IRL.
Pioneer DDJ-400 – The “Club-Ready” Bitch
Price: ~$299
Software: Rekordbox
Vibes: That girl who DJs her own pregame
🎧 I brought this to a rooftop party in downtown LA. Picture this: sunset skyline, disco ball earrings, and me dropping Peggy Gou remixes like confetti.
Why it’s that deck:
- Mimics the layout of professional Pioneer CDJs, so it’s a great stepping stone for club gigs
- Has built-in tutorials — perfect if you’re teaching yourself between classes or coffee runs
- Super durable for travel (mine survived two Uber rides and a spilled matcha latte)
This is the deck for the girl who’s building her brand and her beats.
Roland DJ-202 – Rave Girl with a Side of Glitch Pop
Price: ~$299
Software: Serato DJ Lite (or Pro)
Vibes: Neon eyeliner, late-night remixes, and dancing like no one’s filming
🎧 My story: I used this for a house party in my friend’s basement. We blacked out the windows, set up some pink LEDs, and I played a gritty tech house set that ended with a remix of Britney Spears. The guy I had a crush on was like, “You MADE that?” Yes, babe. I did. (The song… and the moment.)
Why you’ll obsess:
- Comes with a drum machine you can trigger live — perfect for edits and loops
- Works great for house AND experimental sounds
- Bonus: You can map your own effects for custom chaos
For the girl who wants to remix her emotions and make the whole room move.
Hercules DJControl Inpulse 500 – Colorful, Affordable, Adorable
Price: ~$289
Software: DJUCED or Serato
Vibes: Bright lights, good vibes, and beginner-friendly fun
🎧 My story: This was my very first deck. I played a backyard birthday set with glitter on my cheeks and way too much confidence. My transitions weren’t perfect, but the vibe? Immaculate. Everyone danced, and someone’s grandma gave me a flower. Core memory.
Why it wins hearts:
- Gorgeous RGB lighting and responsive jog wheels
- Includes a built-in audio interface and mic input
- You can stream directly from your phone via Bluetooth (hello, spontaneous DJ sets)
Perfect for the Pinterest girlie who wants a DJ deck that looks as fun as it sounds.
